Most people are calling for the original one to die. I'm thinking this might seal the deal on that. Of course, I'd deliver the final blow to someone else's song popularity on my birthday!

Again, I'm compelled to reiterate there is no feces in the picture. It's actually white cake frosting mixed with peanut butter, cocoa powder and syrup with corn sprinkled on top. It was left out for a few days, too.

Anyway, have fun with your boner (or someone else's) on Valentine's Day! Just don't do it while driving.