Winifred my little butterball
You’re the greatest turkey of them all
You curl up like a loaf of bread
And stick out your two bottom legs
Winnie you’re my chicken except not as small

And I’m thankful for the way
You don’t wake me up at 8 am
For your breakfast
No you are always patient
Thank you I am grateful oooh

And I’m thankful for the time
That you almost clawed my eyes out
After I accidentally stepped onto your tail
I know you wanted to impale me and I’m
Grateful that you spared me oooh

Winifred my sweet potato pie
Some might say your sweet but that’s a lie
You’ve got a lot of spunk
Like a jack o lantern pumpkin
With an evil smile

And I’m thankful for the way
I thought you ran away
I missed an entire day at work
You know I don’t get paid
If I don’t show up there
Turns out you were sleeping in my laundry bag
And I am grateful
And I am grateful
And I am grateful
I am grateful